You get the worlds best coffee at Starbucks or maybe a barista or probably at ccd🍵. Ever wondered where to find the worlds best men !! maybe tinder or according to Priyanka Chopra at Bumble (who by the way found her ideal match through Instagram) or Aisle app for that matter. So where to find these idealistic , pati parmeshwar type men🤔.

I personally thought that some man would approach me at a cafe while ill be reading a book📓 with some fancy title and sipping onto my fifth cup of coffee who’s name wouldn’t be able to pronounce, but Alas ! that never happened and that too for obvious reasons: i never really went to a cafe to read a book and i have definitely never sipped five cups of coffee at once. Oh! the sugar rush that i would’ve gotten and on top of that i would suddenly turn into the superhero character of The Flash i.e; full of unwanted energy.👀

Have you ever gone to a cafe and ordered an espresso shot thinking that it would seem fancy to the person sitting in front of you and they would think highly of you since you’ve ordered a coffee which is practically healthy for you. Ans then suffered the entire 120 minutes 🕣 of trying to finish that sour liquid while trying to hold onto that fake smile☺️ on your face just like an air-hostess would.

Similarly have you ever swiped right to a man on tinder or any other dating app who seems like a fitness lover🏋️, chivalrous, and “mummy ke paav chunne walla” type man👫 but turns out to be quite the opposite. One day i swiped right to a man, lets call him Mr. X. So when i met Mr.X i was so taken by his personality and his muscles (rather i had already started drooling, and trust me it wasn’t because i was hungry)💯, little did i know that when he would open his mouth it will all be a waste. It only took me 10 mins to realize that this man was full of bull crap(trying to be very decent here). When he started talking, it was only about how women try to get in his👖 pants🙊 at the gym or how much he spends on his protein shake or the contacts he has got. I don’t think he realized that to impress a women you don’t a big pile of junk in your pockets💰 ( pun intended) but a mind that actually works.

With this “DATE” i learnt one thing, “Just because it looks good on the outside that doesn’t mean it has to be good on the inside”. I now started recollecting what i was taught in school “do not judge a book by its cover”. Just like the espresso shot, i would rather be very happy with just a plain old latte with some extra pinch of sugar or rather i would add a pinch of sugar to my espresso shot. Blimey!